Our Fair Lady Goes Shopping

Our Fair Lady Goes ShoppingHow do T/Vs shop? Not the way I did. I went purposely disguised as me: with dabs of testosterone behind each ear, like a walking male gonad. T/Vs either will shop in full drag (if they look gynecomorphous enough--which is to say, seldom, seldom) or will let wife/ girlfriend front for them. Or even their mother.John/Joan, at the age of 12, bought his/her first bra by counterfeiting notes from Mom: Please give Johnny a 40 DD Maidenform. I am sick and can't get out. Forty...