In Bed One Night

In Bed One NightSo one night he comes in from using the bathroom takes off his clothes stretches scratches himself puts on his pajamas yawns sets the alarm turns down the sheets crawls into bed fumbles for the light switch above him bumps something soft with his elbow which turns out to be a pale white-haired lady in a plain gray nightgown lying in bed beside him wha--?! he cries out in alarm and demanding an explanation is told she has been assigned to his bed by the social security it's the sh...