Well Matched

Well MatchedBelly up to the bar, boys, we've got a sad tale to tell. Sadder than The Face on the Barroom Floor. Sadder than Casey's epic fanning at Mudville's biggest game. Sad enough to soak the hankies of every red-blooded bachelor who ever eyed a centerfold.Patti McGuire went and got herself hitched.That's right, the luscious C.B. lady from St. Louis was roped, thrown and hog-tied. Carried off under our very noses by some itinerant racket jockey. Jimmy Connors, the name is.Steamed? You bet we...