In Support Of Garter Belts

In Support of Garter BeltsIt is Saturday at Bloomingdale's and I am standing in front of the garter-belt counter, trying to find a "lacy little white one" with satin ribbons. The purchase of a garter belt has not been my idea. But more on that later.Bits of a conversation between a man and a woman who are looking at the black garter belts drift over to me. At first, I can't figure out what a couple in their late 50s are doing in Bloomingdale's picking out sexy black garter belts togeth...