Acting Out

Acting OutCamera in close. A buttock. Male. Naked. What have we here? Waiters, nude from navel down, serving at an elegant fête champêtre. "My fantasy is ... the women are all eating salad and they use--uh, a certain kind of salad dressing. Can I say this? Well, they use fresh semen as their salad dressing. They have to dispense it themselves from the waiters." Clap! Fantasy number 15. The Great Lettuce Scene. Camera, action. Cut! Cut! The narrator explains, voice-over: Unfortunately,...