Tom Swift Is Alive And Well And Making Dildos

Tom Swift is Alive and Well and Making DildosWhat Joys Hath Disney World for a Lad Whose Daddy Owns a Dildo Factory?Leaf through any sex-aid catalog--past dancing dingers and squirt bananas and Piece Grease--and you have to figure there's a gnomish, spittle-flecky creep, a hunchback with coarse hair over the kidneys, who sits chained to his Whoopee cushion someplace, thinking up all this fatuous, supergrunge sexual flotsam. Not so: Steve Marché, 28, of Marché Manufacturing, seems as brisk and in...