Eureka! I'm Coming

February, 1978

Picture a meeting of the Joint Chiefs of Staff or the President's Cabinet. A sensuous crew at work under the table provides low-level stimulation, gently fondling, sucking and playing with penises through open flies and vulvas under pulled-up skirts to ensure the liberation of creative problem-solving energies. Sounds impossible? It's not as fantastic as you might think.After you extend, multiply, totalize and ultimize your orgasm, is there anything left to do with it? No? Wrong. Research now co...

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