Playboy's Pigskin Preview

September, 1976

"I still can't believe the Irish weren't in the national championship race last year. They weren't even in the top 20. It's disgusting," said the go-go advertising executive in the bar car of the afternoon commuter train. "There's no excuse for it. They've got the players. They don't even have to recruit 'em; every Catholic high school in the country is a Notre Dame farm club. They ought to fire what's-his-name--the coach. I read about him. He's like Joe Btfsplk. He's got a cloud...

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