The Second Rape Of The West

The Second Rape of the WestRumbling Along in my 1962 Dodge D-100, the last good truck Dodge ever made, I tossed my empty out the window and popped the top from another can of Schlitz, Littering the public highways? Of course I litter the public highways. Every chance I get. After all, it's not the beer cans that are ugly; it's the goddamned highway that is ugly. Beer cans are beautiful, and someday, when recycling becomes a serious enterprise, the Government can put 1,000,000 kids to work each s...