Win Or Die

Win or DieI stood up and it was 3:05 A.M. as the alarm clock flies. I listened to my heart beat in quadraphonic and thought about the good times, as time permitted, most memorably the waitress in Barney Oldfield's who, not eight hours earlier, asked, did I have an opinion as to silicone?I said I leaned toward Thousand Island.As I looked at the headlight, which appeared to have momentum, a voice said, "The flight to the pearly gates with intermediate stops in the ghetto and intensive care is...