The Man Under The Front Porch

The Man Under the Front PorchOne morning at breakfast, Mrs. Leonard Reese said, "There's a man under the front porch.""Don't start in on me with these things the first thing in the morning," Mr. Reese said."I'm not starting in on you with anything. I'm just simply telling you.""How do you know there's a man under there?" Mr. Reese asked."I heard noises. And I looked when you were in the shower and I could kind of see him.""Well, I'm going to...