Little Enis Pursues His Muse

Little Enis Pursues His MuseLawyer: Yer Honor, my client Joe Hogbristle wants to change his name.Judge: Well, I can certainly understand that! What does he want to change it to?Lawyer: He wants to change it to Fred Hogbristle. Says he's tired of people saying, "Hello, Joe, whaddya know?"--1001 Jokes for All OccasionsThe main problem I expect to encounter in describing the adventures of me and ole Carlos Toadvine, aka Little Enis (here, incidentally, is how that happened, straight from...