Fifteen Awful Martini Jokes And One Great Martini

Fifteen Awful Martini Jokes and One Great MartiniWhile sitting at his favorite bar one afternoon, the gentleman was particularly struck by the odd behavior of a man three stools down. As fast as the bartender could serve him, he was tossing down martinis in one gulp. Shocked at such ill treatment of a fine drink, the gentleman moved over to him and asked, "Is that any way to drink good martinis?""It's the only way I've been able to drink them since my accident," the man answe...