Jerry Lewis, Birthday Boy

Jerry Lewis, Birthday BoyAnd then they say, 'Now, ladies and gentlemen, here's the star of our show,' and we both come out and go for the microphone, and you grab it and start right in, 'Good evening, folks, it's so great to be here in Miami,' and I say, 'Wait a minute, what are you doing out here? I'm supposed to be on first, I'm supposed to open the show,' and you say, 'No, they told me I was supposed to open the show,' and we go back and forth like that until you say--no, I say--'Look, didn't...