It's Just Like You're Two Rubber Titties. Hello!

It's Just Like You're Two Rubber Titties. Hello!How it happens that I am lying naked on a carpet in a warehouse in Las Vegas along with 25 other similarly naked people, 15 of whom are terrific-looking showgirls, is this: We are all posing for the illustration to an article I have been tricked into writing for Playboy, titled My First Orgy.Just why this illustration has to be shot in Las Vegas as opposed to, say, Chicago--where Playboy has its headquarters and where, presumably, hundreds of Bunny...