The Vamoose

The VamooseThis is a mariguana (Latin name: cannabis galapagos). He is much like an iguana but is twisted at both ends, has a pungent smell, and his nose is nearly always alight.He has a strange behavioral ritual: His eyes become bloodshot as his breathing pattern becomes irregular.* He will sit and stare at a sunset for hours, occasionally emitting his mating call: "Ooooh-woww." Mariguanas will laugh at anything, including Cheech and Chong albums and late-night reruns of Gilligan's Is...