The Blackhead

The BlackheadThis little bugger is an armadildo, a cross between an armadillo and a personal vibrator. It is a nocturnal, burrowing animal that ranges throughout North America--although colonies tend to concentrate in girls' school, in convents and in the Houston suburbs near Mission Control.Its favorite hiding place is a top dresser drawer, underneath the lingerie. Occasionally it comes out (3.2 times per week, on the average), tail wagging, to explore the underbrush. It digs small holes and it...