The Blackhead
October, 1973
This little bugger is an armadildo, a cross between an armadillo and a personal vibrator. It is a nocturnal, burrowing animal that ranges throughout North America--although colonies tend to concentrate in girls' school, in convents and in the Houston suburbs near Mission Control.Its favorite hiding place is a top dresser drawer, underneath the lingerie. Occasionally it comes out (3.2 times per week, on the average), tail wagging, to explore the underbrush. It digs small holes and it eats, roots,...
