The President Flagellates Frogs

The President Flagellates FrogsAfter hours of writing and rewriting, I typed the final drafts of the first two rumors on separate three-by-five index cards and handed them proudly to my wife, Wanda Sue, for her reaction.For the President: The President derives sexual pleasure from the flagellation of frogs, using tiny whips purchased in the North Beach section of San Francisco by special agents of the Secret Service.For the President's Wife: The President's wife has a small Japanese gentleman li...