I'm Not Sure G*o*l*f Is Therapy

I'm Not Sure G*o*l*f is TherapyAs Usual, my golf weekend began Friday night with a phone call from my partner, Mr. Rat Regan, the history teacher at Lincoln Academy in Newcastle, Maine, who said, "Hey, Hawkeye, be strong tomorrow. We gotta clock those mothers.""OK, Rat, I'll do my best.""And try for the hat trick," Rat urged.Hawkeye's hat trick assures a score of not over 76. It depends, first, on my ability to complete hospital rounds and get home no later than 10:...