This One Will Kill You

This One Will Kill YouThis is a Story about young Edwin Duff, the world's most fantastic comedian back in the year 2070.It was New Year's Eve and Edwin was performing one of his most famous one-nighters. He was giving a one-man comedy concert at the Utah Civic Auditorium Bowl--one of the really good bowls to play, because it had these huge machines that could mix our own low-grade air with oxygen from Mars. There was this big rubber hose that sucked the oxygen from Mars and brought it here. A fe...