The Land Of A Million Elephants

The Land of a Million ElephantsSynopsis: Once upon a time, in the Asian country of Chanda, there were the picturesque Royal City, a jungle, a king who stood 5'2", a holy man named Buon Kong, a lot of hunters up in the mountains who wore silver collars and rode shaggy ponies, some of the most beautiful small brown women in the world--and, though nobody ever counted them, about 1,000,000 elephants. They are still there. But nowadays, there are also Colonel Kelly, the American military advisor...