Cordle To Onion To Carrot

Cordle to Onion to CarrotSurely, you remember that bully who kicked sand on the 97-pound-weakling? Well, that puny man's problem has never been solved, despite Charles Atlas' claims to the contrary. A genuine bully likes to kick sand on people; for him, simply, there is gut-deep satisfaction in a put-down. It wouldn't matter if you weighed 240 pounds--all of it rock-hard muscle and steely sinew--and were as wise as Solomon or as witty as Voltaire; you'd still end up with the sand of an insult in...