On The Secret Service Of His Majesty The Queen

On The Secret Service of His Majesty the QueenPart I of a parody"Ben-Bella Barka." The plea tugged its way past the swollen, blackened tongue through the desiccated lips.The Grand Vizier of Sahd Sakistan looked down with pity upon the sprawled body of the man in the red lizard nightshirt whose sweat-drenched head lolled against the pillow."Yes, my King, O son of jasmine, honey and saccharin, blessed shining scimitar of ten thousand righteous disembowelments.""Ben-Bella B...