The Lass Menagerie

The Lass Menageriea bountiful bestiary of fauna-guised femalesA lecherous reptile named Jacques,Who liked being "first on his block,"Gave a virginal gatorA line, so's to mate her.To which she replied, "That's a crock!"Here's Cyril, a rakish bird (mocking),The state of whose psyche is shocking.Though publicly CyrilShows aspects quite virile,In private it's garter and stocking.A thoroughbred stallion named Chief,To his jockey brought no end of grief.When they'd go to the postWi...