Playboy's Christmas Cards

Playboy's Christmas CardsTo A Playboy (a special holiday traffic greeting)Though you shopped around quite early And picked an expensive prize, When the Christmas rush is over Don't return the merchandise.To the CensorsMiss Jones, were I a boorish chap You'd take dictation on my lap, Or do a frightened arabesque As I pursued you round the desk. But I can think of nothing crueler Than pinching at the water cooler; And bosses rate one's indignation Who tire young girls with late "dictation.&qu...