News-Reals

News-RealsFunny, both you and Dick Nixon came awfully close to being President.Well, the American people don't always pick the best man.They don't?Two dozen long-stemmed roses. Nothing better to make love blossom in a wary heart.Senator Goldwater will see you now.Well, I'll say one thing, your American corn is tastier than ours. What type is it?Ask the foreman what type corn this is.He says it isn't corn.It's fertilizer.There was one question I always meant to ask you during the debates, but som...