To Be Courteous To Women

To Be Courteous to WomenAs they walked, they talked. "Do you know what I like about our Government? I like its nickname, Uncle Silly.""Can I quote you?""Why not?""I mean, it might make trouble for you -- more trouble, that is -- although it would make a livelier story, too.""Anything I say you can quote. There is no off-the-record with me. Just because I owe Uncle Silly a lot of money doesn't mean I've got to call him Uncle Sam.""How much do...