Trouble In Makeoutsville

Trouble in MakeoutsvilleI don't have much to Recommend me but Good Looks, Smart ways, and a Resistant Heart. But my Looks are not so good as all that (Two-Colored Eyes), my ways are Smart Enough only to get me in Trouble (Afterthoughts, Nostalgia, Fits of Temper), and my Heart Turns out to be Sentimental Just When I think I have things all Under Control. You have to be a Genius to get along my Wasting, Spoiling way in the World, and I'm not a Genius. I'm of the Species Makeius Outium. Sometimes...