Waste Not, Want Not
June, 1959
Waste Not, Want Notthe world was in peril until mr. gripfiler appeared with his marvelous machineThe six men filed in. Barnes, of the Interior. Hoop, representing Asio-Africo. Gosboy, of the Russkers Group. A stringy little gnome from the Arctic Combines. Edestone, Commerce. The chairman, Leader Maskisson of the Amerrikabloc, started at once."I have evidence, gentlemen, of dumping in the Indian Ocean. Leader Hoop's beach plants are flooding ----"Everyone stared at the ceiling in agoniz...