Playboy's Christmas Cards

Playboy's Christmas CardsTo a Square GentlemanGet with it, will you, Mr. Claus?Shave off that coleslaw on your jaws,Trade in that corny reindeer pack,That lid with no belt in the back:Before you fall up to my pad,Please dig that When-In-Rome bit, dad.To a Lady of Ribald MindThe snow and sleetDeep-freeze my feet;My nose is crystalized;One ear, I fear,Is numb, my dear;But you should be apprised--A part of meYou cannot seeBut love the mostIs warm as toast:'Tis love's sweet source.(My heart, of cour...