How To Avoid Making Out In Hollywood

January, 1958

Funny thing happened to me on the way up with the window shade the other morning. I flapped around up there a few times, telling myself, "This cannot go on, Young Man, this can not go on!"Now I've been riding window shades for a long, long time and I'm certainly not knocking it, but I am exhausted!You see, in Hollywood we have a problem that is rather special and, I'm sure, not to be duplicated anywhere else in the country. The women here suffer from a very rare speech disorder. They c...

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