The Blooper Girls
September, 1957
The Blooper Girls"Of course if there had been any justice in the world," said Burrows, depressing his cheeks grimly, "if we ourselves had shown any degree of responsibility, the two old ladies would have been minced, would have been incinerated. Their ashes would have been trampled into some Serbian field or scattered in the sea off some Dalmatian island, like Drool or Snot. Or they would have been sold into slavery to the Bogomils. Or just simply crept up on (continued on page 58...