The Decent Thing To Do

March, 1957

The Decent Thing to DoDid You Ever Wonder how Tanya, the housemother at the Alumni Club – poor old Tanya, with her one eye blue and the other brown, and all the dents in her head where the Bolsheviks walked on her – got the new Jaguar Mark VII? Don't tell me you never wondered about that, son, it's the most obvious insoluble mystery since the Gordian Knot.Well, there was a gentleman at the bottom of it, despite what you might think after looking at Tanya. And as fine and modest and honorable a g...