The 44-Year-Old Boy Disc Jockey

The 44-Year-Old Boy Disc JockeyFrom the moment Tad peeled back his lids and popped the contact lenses down onto his eyeballs, I knew that something deep and strange was happening within him. He used his black plastic spectacles, plus the toupee and a fresh General Electric suntan, for the usual vocalist visiting his Saturday afternoon disc show. The kids in the studio audience liked his fresh, unlined, 44-year-old juvenile face, even in the glasses, which made it look maybe 28 instead of his usu...