Playboy's Christmas Cards

Playboy's Christmas CardsGirls I Need Like Hole In Head Bring Testosterone InsteadTo a Penniless Crony The gift for her (remember, son) If you are short on pelf Has been decreed by Emerson: "A portion of thyself."To a Waste of Time Christmas comes but once a year. I more frequently, I fear, Come to you with gift in tow, Giving much and getting no Thanks except a chilly smile, A token kiss, a rather vile Martini and a flat farewell When midnight tolls its lengthy knell. My Yuletide gree...