In The Swim

In the Swim"Vanity," the man says somewhere in Ecclesiastes, "all is vanity." And there are few occasions when the vanity of the muscled male is more rampantly displayed than on the beach or beside the pool. We have nothing against vanity -- in fact, it's one of the few things that separates the poets from the peasants -- but before a guy goes prancing like a stallion, he needs something to be vain about. Unhappily, not all of us have.(continued on next page)That explains, at...