Dry And Dapper

Dry and Dapperrainproof raiment to weather the stormIt rains with dripping regularity in approximately 75 countries throughout the world. We've even discovered that the wettest spot on Mother Earth is Mount Waialeale, Hawaii, where grass-bottomed natives gurgle around in almost 460 inches worth of heavy dew each year. There are those silly souls who blame the rain on tropical easterlies, but we wiser folk know it's just a big plot by crafty manufacturers to trot out the latest in rainproof raime...