Uncovering A Nudist Wedding

Uncovering a Nudist WeddingTo be invited to a nudist wedding was a vast honor in itself, but to have people begging you to be best man at some naked nuptials was a greater distinction than I could bear ... or is it bare?I immediately thought of the vintage joke about a nudist bride who was asked by the minister, "Do you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?" – and enthusiastically replied, "No, I've decided to take that one over there."So I declined the invitation...