Playboy's Christmas Cards

Playboy's Christmas CardsGift Card to a very Close FriendThe gift they tell us to despise:It is the thought that we should prize.A noble rule, if rather sentimental.With this in mind, your gift, my dear,Will not be shares of stock this year,But just a little Lincoln Continental.Gentle Hint to the Girl Next DoorLike a Tom without the Jerry,Or like holly minus berry,Like Adeste sans FidelesIs the sprig above my trellis.Since my domicile with women is accoutered rather sparsely,This old mistletoe,...