Playboy's Christmas Cards
December, 1955
Gift Card to a very Close FriendThe gift they tell us to despise:It is the thought that we should prize.A noble rule, if rather sentimental.With this in mind, your gift, my dear,Will not be shares of stock this year,But just a little Lincoln Continental.Gentle Hint to the Girl Next DoorLike a Tom without the Jerry,Or like holly minus berry,Like Adeste sans FidelesIs the sprig above my trellis.Since my domicile with women is accoutered rather sparsely,This old mistletoe, for all the good it's doi...
