Ribald Classics

Ribald ClassicsThe Gardener and the NunsA certain convent, in the olden time, contained eight young nuns and an abbess, all noted for their sanctity. The only men they ever saw were the convent steward and a gardener: aged fellows, homely in appearance and simple of mind -- men not likely to inspire passion in even the most wanton of women.The gardener's duties were arduous and his salary small. Eventually, therefore, the gardener gave up the job and returned to the town of his birth. He was wel...