The Boss's Breeches

The Boss's BreechesPeter Duane Van Dyck paid very little attention to his underwear. His shorts received almost no thought whatever. He disregarded them. He changed them automatically. Not every day, like other nice men of his station, but whenever the idea occurred to him. Sometimes he lost his shorts; that is, misplaced them, forgot where he had seen them last.That is what had happened on this particular morning. With exasperated diligence he searched for his drawers, completely blind to the f...